![]() ![]() It’s a rap song about a group of kids fighting The Universal Monsters. Is it poorly conceived and equally executed? Yeah, I suppose I’d have to concede that fact too, if you really want this to be a frank discussion about musical integrity.īut fuck that discussion and fuck you for wanting it pal, cause this song fucking rules. What’s up?įrom a time when everyone thought something like this was a really great idea, The Monster Squad (for anyone thinking otherwise) is a really great idea. Oh yeah and I wrote the motherfucking Monster Squad Rap.4 months as a Substitute Wigsmith at The Downtown Clownery.2 years as an Assistant Hanger Inspector for Sears and Roebuck. ![]() If I was responsible for this song I’d put it on every job application I ever filled out. Why the hell anyone would elect to do this is so far beyond the scope of my imagination it boarders on madness. One of the most ridiculous tracks you can imagine, The Monster Squad was suspiciously recorded by some anonymous collective of Hip-Hop Demigods that chose to remain nameless. Now all of that sounds like a Referentially Inclusive Monster Halloween Title Track to me, gang.Īnd it’s a Monster Rap to boot? Holy shit, is there anything this song can’t do? They say Halloween and damn it if that ain’t all that matters sometimes. Sure, it’s to illustrate how this ain’t Halloween (or some phony deal) but we’ll just look that other way on that one. What more could you ask for? Well, they even mention Halloween too. Throw in some sexy vampire chicks, a grotesque bat transformation and a werewolf exploding out of the sky and you’ve got some real monster shit on lock. Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster, the Wolfman, the Mummy, the Creature from the Black Lagoon. It’s like a goddamn monster mash up in this motherfucker. In it? Motherfucker, it’s the Title Track. Let’s check the stats:Ĭheck, it’s about the goddamn Monster Squad. Granted, I may be a bit biased but this song is representing hard. From the very first CD in 2002, The Monster Squad has been a permanent fixture of Halloween Shindig and remains one of my favorite selections on the playlist. And at last we come to The Monster Squad. Yeah, but who do you call when you have Monsters? Since we all know and have just addressed with whom you’d contact over telephone wires should it become apparent that you in fact have harmful apparitions approaching, let’s task listeners with a similar question: ![]()
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